Lil’ Obama! 7-25-10

Posted By TFMo on July 25, 2010

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Okay, so when he first moved into the White House, he had a cook from his favorite pizza place in Chicago FLOWN OUT to the White House for ONE NIGHT. He’s taken EIGHT vacations in the 22 months he’s been “President,” not including his little “date nights.” And most recently, he had his DOG FLOWN OUT TO HIM on his latest vacation.

All on OUR DIME.

Man, this guy sucks. This goes beyond mere elitism…this is an utter disdain for anything other than his royal whims.

Sic semper tyrannis.
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Jack’s Total Lack of a Cartoon: Facebook Edition

Posted By TFMo on July 11, 2010

Nope, no cartoon yet. Sorry. I’ve been caught up in so many other things, I’m still noodling with the idea for today’s Lil’ Obama. Hopefully I’ll have it up later this evening.

So what’s going on? Well, I was SUPPOSED to go to my very first political meet-up yesterday, with the Greater Dallas Republicans…had a nice set of close set out, business cards printed out, shaved, everything all spiffy…but alas, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry, and this was no exception. Apologies.

Last Wednesday’s JBYP Radio show was a big hit, THIRTY listeners! That quadrupled my previous record, so I’m pretty darn stoked about that…HUGE thanks again to my friend Tish Goff, the interview with her was spectacular! I’ve been getting a ton of messages about it, people wanting to hear more. Tish promised to let me know when anything new developed, so soon as I know something, YOU will hear it too!

There’s a movement on Facebook that’s been making the rounds of the last couple of days, brought on by New Black Panthers scumbags King Samir and Malik Shabazz…where they call for the DEATHS of “Crackers”, meaning white folks. Samir is the dreadlocked piece of crap that stood outside a Philly voting location in 2008, brandishing a billy club, spewing his racial hatred, and intimidating voters…and even though indictments were won against these creeps, the case itself WAS WON, Attorney General Eric Holder DROPPED THE CHARGES.

So we on Facebook decided to poke a little fun at all this, calling ourselves crackers of different varieties, and made a few group pages…which Facebook began deleting on the claim that WE were engaging in racist/hate speech.

So I sent out this post, which I will be using in Wednesday’s upcoming show:

Facebook has been deleting pages like this…it’s remarkable how quickly they’ve swooped down on US, and yet REAL hate-mongers like King Samir, the New Black Panthers, La Raza, Nation of Islam, CAIR, and so many, many others are STILL HERE, despite all the times they’ve been reported.

Inasmuch as the black community is given a pass when use the N-word amongst themselves, why then are WE being attacked for using a term THEY made for us?

Where is the PC Crowd when members of Islam demand the death of Jews? Where is the PC Crowd when these racist Black Panthers are in the street and on the internet demanding the DEATH of white people, white children, white babies?

Why is it that NO ONE seems to give a damn about “Political Correctness” until it can be leveled against a Caucasian?

I’m not a White Supremacist…as I have posted before, I’m nearly half Native American. But I’m deemed “White” enough to fall into that category; I’m a Cracker. I don’t care about race. I prefer Dr. Martin Luther King’s idea that a person should be judged by the content of his character, not the color of his skin.

Much like the black community took back the hated N-word…they get to use that term to their heart’s content, but it is utterly forbidden for a white person to even use it in a reference sentence…we are taking the term Cracker for ourselves. But we are not being exclusionary. We have Jewish Crackers, Hispanic Crackers, Native American Crackers, Asian Crackers, and yes, even Black Crackers.

We have decided to take this racist term and, instead of making societal demands of it, we are ridiculing it. This Cracker movement is a goof. We choose to laugh instead of hate. Instead of saying You Can’t Say This Word, we are encouraging EVERYONE, regardless of race, to join in the fun. Instead of feeling outrage and screaming in the streets, we’ve chosen to make it a joke.

We have chosen to look at the hypocrisy of Political Correctness and blow a raspberry at it.

I encourage all my fellow Crackers, be you Saltine, Ritz, Graham, Matzoh, Rye, Rice, Jalapeno, Wheat, or whatever, knock off the hating. It hasn’t gotten us anywhere. When something doesn’t work, it’s time to try something new. Instead of screaming, let’s have a laugh instead. And to the Crackers running FB, banning these sites while letting the REAL hate mongers spread their bile, really speaks ill of you folks. It’s rank hypocrisy.

Rise above it. Be part of the solution, not part of the problem.

So you get that little sneak preview! Be sure and tune in for the show, as I cover this, the New Black Panthers, Racism, Democrat Race-baiting, and the Hypocrisy of Political Correctness. There WILL BE FUNNY VOICES!

All for now!

Lil’ Obama! 7-04-10

Posted By TFMo on July 4, 2010

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I can’t think of a better present for our country!

The Gift that Keeps On Giving!
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Lil’ Obama! 6-27-10

Posted By TFMo on June 27, 2010

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Yep. THIS is Obama taking decisive action on the immigration issue in Arizona; a sign that basically hands a big chunk of our border to Mexican drug lords, and SUING the state of Arizona over their attempt to do the job the Feds have abandoned.

Oh, it gets worse, monkeys. Obama’s looking to declare a full-on amnesty by EXECUTIVE ORDER, completely ignoring the legislative branch and ruling as a Tyrant.

The reference to Ecuador is in light of a recent interview Shrillary had on Ecuadoran TV, stating the administrations intent to SUE the state of Arizona…it was the first Arizona heard of any official intent.

Now, you’ll have to excuse me while I go rinse the taste of vomit out of my mouth.

Not as tasty the second time around…
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Lil’ Obama! 6-20-10

Posted By TFMo on June 21, 2010

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So long, Mr. “Never Let A Good Crisis Go To Waste,” Mr. Dead Fish Guy, you sleaze bag. By all means, DO let the door hit you on the way out, and let’s hope it hip-checks you into a wood chipper.

But of course, now we have to worry about what kind of slime ball is gonna replace him.

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Lil’ Obama! 6-13-10

Posted By TFMo on June 13, 2010

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And NOW we know why it’s taking so long to clean this up…!

For those of you not familiar with the scenes in panel 4…well, you’re just gonna have to read the earlier strips!

I’m such a naughty monkey…

Oh, and the little song Lil’ O’s singing in panel 1? That’s a little something that’s been floating around Facebook lately.

So we’re what, about two months into this thing in the Gulf…now we’re hearing that it’s a lot worse than previously reported, all efforts to stop it have failed (and probably made it a lot worse), and Obama’s looking for an ass to kick.

I can think of one, just off the top of my head…

Ah yes, Cap and Trade should take care of this…
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Lil’ Obama! 6-06-10

Posted By TFMo on June 6, 2010

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For my very good friend, Zee, who occasionally needs a bit of a chuckle, and certainly deserves it! Hope you have an awesome summer!

No rest for the wicked-awesome….
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Lil’ Obama! 6-02-10

Posted By TFMo on June 2, 2010

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Ahhh I’m gonna catch hell from the Lefties on this one….

Guys, I’m not a whacko. I don’t wear tin-foil hats. I don’t think reptilian space creatures are masquerading as humans. I don’ think there’s some mysterious cabal running the planet. I don’t think the government’s putting radio chips in people’s fillings.

This is a simple matter of LAW.

The short form Certification of Live Birth is NOT a birth certificate. Sorry, but it’s not. It just proves he was born. Duh. Obviously he was born. But it doesn’t say WHERE he was born, not the hospital nor the doctor who performed the deliver, and the stamp says “FILED.” NOT “ACCEPTED.” There IS a difference. “ACCEPTED” means that the COLB is accepted as legitimate and that’s the end of it. “FILED” means there was something not quite right, but they’re putting it into the file cabinet..

Nor does a newspaper announcement qualify as legally required proof that he was born in Hawaii. Neither of these pathetic attempts to deflect meet the legal requirements for a person to run for our highest office. They are little better than him just saying “Eh, take my word for it.”

Sorry, but that’s not how it works. Considering all the hoops Senator McCain had to jump through to prove his citizenship for his bid, whether we trust Mr Obama at his word or not, it is insanely hypocritical not to hold him to the same scrutiny.

Also what must be considered is the number of instances where people, including his wife, his grandmother, and an article by the AP, have stated that he was born in Kenya. Add to that the fact that he’s using a fake Social Security number, his Selective Service records are so obviously faked a blind man could see it, and the question of his dual-citizenship status, through both is biological father and his adoptive step-father (dual-citizenship is not allowed for presidential candidates), only the most corrupt and idiotic Attorney General …oh…wait….

Well, there’s always the House and Senate…oh…oooh….umm….

LOOK AT THE KITTY!

It’s EVERYWHERE!!!
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Lil’ Obama! 5-30-10

Posted By TFMo on May 30, 2010

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Kinda says it all, really…and the quote, for those of you NOT older than dirt, is Bill Murray, from the movie Caddyshack. If you haven’t seen it, then your life is a sad, meaningless thing, for which I pity you.

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SB1070

Posted By TFMo on May 27, 2010

This is for you, Eric Holder, Jan Napolitano, Chief Harris, Abraham Manuel Calderon, Alexander Parker, Jesus Chuke Quintero (Yeah, I know you speak English, bucko), Brian Yale, Michael Moore, Kanye West, and all the rest of you idiots who haven’t bothered reading the bill, can’t grasp that the FEDERAL LAWS ALREADY IN PLACE are far more strict, and refuse to recognize the rank hypocrisy of Mexican President Calderon criticizing Arizona for SB1070 when the laws of his country, WHICH HE IS CAPABLE OF CHANGING, make even our federal immigration laws look like an anemic slap on the wrist.

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That’s right kids. I read the WHOLE DAMN THING. Guess what? There’s nothing in here that allows for racial profiling. There’s nothing in here that says if some guy is walking his kid for ice cream, he could get popped.

Al boiled down? If a cop pulls you over for a TRAFFIC VIOLATION (ie you are in the process of committing a crime that has NOTHING to do with race or nationality), when the cop asks for your license and registration (like they’ve been doing for DECADES), if you don’t present, he can ask if you are in this country legally. Doesn’t matter if you’re Hispanic, Asian, Black, Brown, Chartreuse, or a blond-haired, blue-eyed, lily-white Anglo. A car full of Swedes are just as subject to this as anyone else. And if it turns out you’re NOT in this country legally, they can turn you over to FEDERAL authorities.

Oooo. Scary. And it was ALREADY THE LAW. All this says is “Yeah, we’re going to enforce the law in Arizona.”

Next part deals with the Coyotes. I think we can all agree that these are bad people, right? Doesn’t matter if they themselves are illegal or straight up natural-born citizens. If they are trafficking in humans, they get punished.

Next deals with stopping to hire illegals on the side of the road. NOTHING in this part mentions what happens to the illegal, and since this bill AMENDS current law, we can assume that nothing too crazy is going to happen to them. No, this section, like the previous, deals with OTHER THANS; people who are obstructing traffic to pick up illegals for jobs.

Next is for those who employ illegals. And once again, not ONE WORD OF PUNISHMENT FOR THE ILLEGAL, just for the people who employ them. And once again, this was already against the law. What’s really fun about this part is that it’s the ONLY section that even mentions the word race.

Oh NOES!! RACE!! SEE!!!

Not quite. The phrase in question (which is repeated in this section) is: The attorney general or county attorney shall not investigate complaints that are based solely on RACE, COLOR, OR NATIONAL ORIGIN.

Next part deals with impounding or incapacitating vehicles, which covers pretty much any situation where this could happen, not necessarily anything that involves immigration.

And lastly, a paragraph about the Gang and Immigration Intelligence Team Enforcement mission fund.

And that’s it. Seventeen pages of “Yeah, we’re gonna enforce the laws.”

Anyone protesting this is a hypocrite. Sorry, but you called it on yourselves, kids. You haven’t been protesting the federal immigration laws, which are actually MORE strict than the Arizona version. And you haven’t said a peep about Mexico’s near-draconian immigration laws.

You’re ginning up outrage and you have no frickin’ clue what you’re talking about. All you are doing is PROVING what most people already assume; that you’re a bunch of whiny idiots that can be so easily led by anyone who tugs on your nose ring.